“velocity = distance/time BUT WHAT IF I JUST STAYED?”
I memorized this. Not on purpose.
X + Y = Z
Z = his laugh
→ therefore, I have no chance
(also is this even math?? help)
LIMITS:
lim (me → you) = 💔
Discontinuity at: when you don’t sit near me
Geometry Proof:
Given: you smiled
Prove: I won’t survive this day
Photosynthesis = light + you + me staring too long
Chemical Equation:
crush + eye contact → blushing² + stuttering³
Biology Notes:
The heart has 4 chambers. Mine only has your name echoing 4 times.
Spanish Colonization Timeline:
- 1521: Magellan arrived
- 2023: He did too (and I’ve been conquered ever since)
Renaissance Art:
You, in that hoodie, under fluorescent light. A masterpiece.
Tayutay:
- Metapora: Ikaw ang ulan sa tagtuyot ng klase ko
- Personipikasyon: Yung upuan mo, parang gusto ko ring sakyan—este—
Tambalang Salita:
- kilig+ko = kiligko
- sabay+titig = sabaytitig (delikado!)
Assignment: draw something you love
Sketch idea:
His name, written 1,000 times in different fonts. Font used: Denial Sans.
if you find this notebook… you owe me a hug
Scale of my feelings:
Do – you
Re – remember me?
Mi – overthinking
Fa – as in, far from being noticed
So – dramatic, I know
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FLAMES!!!
Zixuan
Carl Michael
Count unique letters and cross out duplicates
Z, I, X, U, A, N
C, A, R, L, M, I, C, H, A, E, L
Cancel out common letters:
I appears in both
A appears in both
Now count what’s left:
Z, X, U, N (4)
C, R, L, M, C, H, E, L (8)
Total remaining letters: 4 + 8 = 12
FLAMES
F – Friends
L – Lovers
A – Anger
M – Marriage
E – Enemies
S – Soulmates
Count to 12 through the acronym:
F
L
A
M
E
S
F
L
A
M
E
S
RESULT: Soulmates
Doobi doobi dapp dapp(3x) Doobi doobi dipp dipp Doobi doobi dapp dapp Du dapp da dapp Bee-beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Dibby dabba Dooboo dabba (3x) Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Sabi ng jeep, sabi ng jeep, sabi ng Bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee beep (fast) Pubo purro bap bap Purro pab bap bap Beep (18x) Beep, beep, beep, beep
Hello ikaw ba yung nag-heart sa dp ng bf ko diba? aware ka na may girlfriend yung tao? can you stay away from my boyfriend cause he's mine? im the only girl who can heart his post and i know he's handsome but he's already mine so lubayan mo bf ko. harsh na ba ako non? hahahaha
★BASTA POST NI IDOL Ⓛ︎Ⓘ︎Ⓚ︎Ⓔ︎ KO YAN!!★SANA LAGI KANG ACTIVE AH...para my #LiKE my #COMMENT kapa...❤️❤️❤️ BASTA WAG MONG KAKALIMUTAN MAG #LiKE_#BACK AH...Sinu dito Gusto #ACTIVE_LiKER & #ACTIVE_COMMENTOR.??#PM_muko para #ADD kita.#CF_TO_CF TAU.! Ⓛ︎Ⓘ︎Ⓚ︎Ⓔ︎ (BOY AND GIRL) #ACCEPTED...✓✓✓Ung #HONEST Lang na #TULAD_KO ah...✌️>ACTIVE AKO sa ACTIVE SAKIN HONEST PA.! PROMISE!🤚🤚🤚
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Tampo ba bebe tho??halika deto kiss kiss tho ang bebe Nayan mwuaaaaaa de na galet? akuchikuchi abunjing bunjing arimunding munding sorry n kse de mo na batho wab?? oki Lang wabwab labyuuuu pansenen mo namn atho pweasee sorry na po Dena po mauulet, babyy tho, gagalet natho pansenen mo kse atho de mo na batho mahar baby?
LUCKY ME PANCIT CANTON COOKING INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Cook noodles in boiling water for 3 minutes.
2.Mix special seasoning, soy sauce and oil on a plate to form a paste.
3.Drain noodles and place on the plate with the prepared sauce.
4.Mix well. Enjoy!
Never ko binastos ang mga post ninyo..never ako tumawid sa post nyo para ipagduldulan ang gusto ko..kaya sana KAYO DIN..nirerespeto ko kung ano man pinaglalaban nyo..never ko kayo inatake ng personal..KAYA SANA KAYO DIN..hnd ko sasagutin ang comment mo ngaun at buburahin ko nalang pero sana..POST VS POST na lang...salamat
pumanaw ⚰️⚰️ ka hesus 😵 with the booming 💥💥system 📢 top ⬆️ down ⬇️ AC 🥶 with the crucifixion ✝️ when he 🤩 come up ⬆️with the lamb 🐑 he be blazin 🔥🔥 up thumbtacks 🔩📌on hands 🤲cause he saving😜🥰us and he lived😳he dead 😴😵he'll come back again 😏He pop poppers🦕 and he got the right kind of build 💪👅 he dead,💀😵 he live, he might rose again🙆🏻 he flyin' in the air, 🧚 but he never fly coach 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️ holy father in a trip, trip, saviour of the ship, ship ✨Blood of christ is drip drip, 🩸🩸 Judas kiss him on the lip lip 👁️👄👁️ that's the kind of God i was lookin' for 👀👀 and yes you'll get judge 🧑⚖️ if you're looking hell 🔥🔥 I said, excuse me you're not hell of a God 🤬🤬 i mean oh ma ma my hinati niya ang tinapay 😋🍞 I mean, he so shy 😶 and im lovin he died 😵💀 He got snitched on by a guy now they yell "CRUCIFY!" ✝️✝️ rose from dead, rose from dead 💀😵 sumbody please tell the who the eff he is 👀👀 i am the king of jews, 👑 i mack them sins up 👊
Super Idol的笑容都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼热爱 105 °C的你滴滴清纯的蒸馏水你不知道你有多可爱跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来 Super Idol的笑容都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼热爱 105 °C的你滴滴清纯的蒸馏水你不知道你有多可爱跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来 Super Idol的笑容都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼热爱 105 °C的你滴滴清纯的蒸馏水你不知道你有多可爱跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来
AWTS PAIN PIGHATI LUMBAY HINAGPIS KIROT SAKIT PAGTANGIS IYAK LUNGKOT SIPHAYO DALAMHATI GALIT INIS POOT PANGAMBA PAGHIHIRAP PAGKASIRA PAGKAWASAK PAGKAMUHI KINABUHIAWTS PAIN PIGHATI LUMBAY HINAGPIS KIROT SAKIT PAGTANGIS IYAK LUNGKOT SIPHAYO DALAMHATI GALIT INIS POOT PANGAMBA PAGHIHIRAP PAGKASIRA PAGKAWASAK PAGKAMUHI KINABUHI AWTS PAIN PIGHATI LUMBAY HINAGPIS KIROT SAKIT PAGTANGIS IYAK LUNGKOT SIPHAYO DALAMHATI GALIT INIS POOT PANGAMBA PAGHIHIRAP PAGKASIRA PAGKAWASAK PAGKAMUHI KINABUHI.
The Bible never did tackle homosexuality nor said that same sex partnerships are forbidden. If you're going to drop Genesis 19 and Leviticus 18:22, 20:13, and say that those are about homosexuality then you better read it again to know the main point of those. God's design for relationships have always been about reflecting the realest and sweetest love that anyone could know. The idea of God condemning homosexuality was and still is theologically made up of cultural assumptions. To those ppl who's in a same sex relationship, stay in love!!
hoy mga punyeta mga burikat mga manyak kayong mga lalake at babae ileft, iremove niyo dito ang anak ko mga puta kayo ha mga bwisit kayo nag aaral pa ito mga hayop kayo mga manyak kayong mga bwisit kayo kung gusto niyo mag manyak kayo lang. wag niyo iadd itong si adrian ha mga punyeta mga manyak ireklamo ko kayo sa mga pulis isave ko yang mga chat at yang mga video iniscreenshot ko ireklamo ko kayo sa mga pulis mga hayop mga walang hiya mga manyak mga bwisit
May 21 AT 15:16
Hoy bakla anong cnasabe mo tongkol sakin.ha
Bakla ayosin mo lng
FRI AT 07:05
Hello ma’am,,menu PO natin for today,,.
Binagoungan baboy na may talong.
Sinigang na bangus dagupan.
.adobong manok.
Letchon paksiw
Mebudo.igabo.
At dinuguan.
May monggo PO na may talbos NG amplaya,,
05:39
Morning 🌞.menu PO,,
Sweet and sour chicken.
Bikol express.
Letchon paksiw.
Laing dinuguan at paksiw na bangus po,,
MON AT 07:44
Ma'am menu PO for today Monday. .
Chicken afritada,,40pesos.
Sinaing nabtulingan 50pesos,
Dinakdakan 50 pesos.
Laing 30 pesos.
Pork sinigang 40 pesos,,salmat po,❤️
05:46
Morning po ma'am 😊
Menu po for today Tuesday.
Pork nilaga40.
Pork humba 40
Dinakdakan.50.
Chicken caldereta 40.
Chicken adobo 40.
Pork lumpia 10 isa.mahahaba po.
Dinuguan 40..
Letchon paksiw PO .,
Chat lng PO ma'am ,,salamat,.❤️
07:12
Morning po ma'am 😊.
Menu PO today.
.. caladetang baboy 40.
Chicken carry.40.
Letchon paksiw 40.
Dinuguan 40.
Sinaing na tulingan.30.
Pork binagoungan with tlong sitaw okra,,
40.
Laing 30
Ang Bagani Ay Totoong Mandirigma Na Mula Sa Indigenous Peoples,ang kwentong inyong mapapanood ay kathang isip lamang at hindi tumutukoy o kumakatawan sa kahit anong indigenous peoples sa pilipinas,bagamat kumuha ng inspirasyon sa mga kulturang ito.
edi sana pina billboard, powerpoint, dineclimite, pinoster, inislogan, pinaprint, pina xerox, chinismis,pinalapida, pinabaranggay, pinapulis, pinarally, pinabroadcast, newspaper, newscast, tattoo, magazine, tarpaulin, lettering, calligraphy, winallpaper,nilockscreen, cinoverphoto mo
Never ko binastos ang mga post ninyo..never ako tumawid sa post nyo para ipagduldulan ang gusto ko..kaya sana KAYO DIN..nirerespeto ko kung ano man pinaglalaban nyo..never ko kayo inatake ng personal..KAYA SANA KAYO DIN..hnd ko sasagutin ang comment mo ngaun at buburahin ko nalang pero sana..POST VS POST na lang...salamat
Ang depinisyon ng pagnanakaw ay papasok sa isang establisyemento at walang abog-abog ay magbubuklat at kukuha ng mga bagay na nasa pribado na lugar. Pero ang nangyari po sa akin, ako po ay nasa labas ng tindahan ni hindi po ako pumasok. Nakita ko lamang ang cellphone na ito sa ibabaw ng pasimano at ito po ay aking kinuha. Hindi po masama ang aking ginawa dahil ang akin pong konsensya ay clear.
yang mga pinagsasabi mo The first symptoms of rabies may be similar to the flu, including weakness or discomfort, fever, or headache. There also may be discomfort, prickling, or an itching sensation at the site of the bite. These symptoms may last for days. Symptoms then progress to cerebral dysfunction, anxiety, confusion, and agitation.
Sobrang pagod tangina kulang kiss dito kailangan ko ng kantot aso, misyunaryo, lampungan, patong kabayo, saliwang patong kabayo, kantutang nakaupo, patiwarik, isang binti nakaangat, dalawang binting nakaangat, sa publiko, sa speyship, sa hardin, sa talahiban, sa kotse, sa sinehan, sa gubat, sa bubong ng kapitbahay, sa kusina
kikiam🥐 lima🖐🏻 fishball🍡 lima🖐🏻 palamig🍹 lima🖐🏻 bayad💵 bente🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻 sukli💸 lima🖐🏻 kung d k bibili❌💰 umalis kna🚶🏻♀🚶🏻♂🤨 ehh😜🎤 ohh😲🎤ice pop🧊🍧 lollipop🍭 pag na2naw🧊🥵 palpak😰😰 yelo🧊 malamig🥶🥶 pag na2naw🧊🥵 2big💧💧😮
i don't mind swallowing the indicted liquid coming from the tip of your masculinity. to think that my jaw tightened its hold around each forced thrust of your dominance upon my head, just make sure that the outburst of your balls contains the genes of a poet who will never abandon my sacredness. i am a man whose mouth were free to spill salvation, unchained from oppression, yet submissive to literature. if you'l bound me with you, please me eternally. i am far more than selfish, darling. choke me with honor.
mamahalin, luluhudan iiyakan, pagsisilbihan, paglulutuan, aalagaan, yayakapin, jojowain, aasawahin, papakainin, pipiliin, iingatan, ipaglalaban, owner of my heart, the person who saved me, the person who makes me happy everyday, the most special person in my life, my safe place, my home, my world, my life, my infinity and beyond.
PAGLILINGKURAN, PAGSISILBIHAN, SESERYOSOHIN, TITITIGAN, IIYAKAN, LILIGAWAN, HIHINTAYIN, AASAWAHIN, IPAGLULUTO, PAKAKAININ, IPAGLALABA, PAKIKINGGAN, IINGATAN, AALAGAAN, PASASAYAHIN, PATATAWANIN, PALILIGAYAHIN, KUKULITIN, IPAGMAMALAKI, AALAGAAN, IINGATAN AT MAMAHALIN HABAMBUHAY IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, FOR RICHER OR POORER TO LOVE AND CHERISH, FROM THIS DAY FORWARD UNTIL DEATH DO US PART YES FATHER I DO
Hi! this is Pauleen Luna Sotto. I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to formally file a case against you regarding the cyberbullying incidents that my daughter Tali been subjected to.
𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓪𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰
"𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻"
𝓲'𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓪𝔂
"𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓪 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓱𝓮"
╭────༺♡༻────╮
𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓪 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓱𝓮
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isa
dalawa
tatlo
maikling
tula
para sayo
𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓪 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓱𝓮
Huy, 💫🚺 oo ikaw. 🖐💃 amishu. 😿😔😭 oh, di 🚫❌ mo ko miss❗️❓❔ gara 🔷💫 mo naman.✊👺 kamusta ka na? 👀🙈🙀bat nakasimangot 😞😕😟 ka? hindi 🚫bagay sayo. ✖️✖️ ngumiti ka nga. 😬☺😄 tumingin ka saken. 🙈👀 tumingin ka. 👀💀titigan mo ko (2x) 👁👄👁
what?! what are heck!?? what!? what did do this to me😠 how to do this to me!?? everything is give you, binigay ko sayo lahat, lahat, pati kaluluwa ko binigay ko sayo, with all my soul and my withs gives to you! with all my soul, and with all my flesh, because i love you so much! how much you love🥺
Anes! Nung nag dinner bonnevie, anek ang showbiz happening? May jinabustrong ka kay papi, shutabels Karl Lagerfield ang Limp Bizkit, sa true?! Tayey chi ay nasa fine dining restaurant✨ trulybams?! Karsang atashiba sa pagka-squala lumpoor chi, morehavs ang leavaret sa valur china anes?! Sina Ms Vina, Doc Yapi more yawyaw-yawyawyawyaw kemerut. Kemper two na ay sorry sorry chi morehavs ang kemerut. Splukekak ka pa ng ganitis chi. “kemerut barurut give love on christmas day shutabels naman e kemerut lang e!” Ay?! Mamsh nakakaloka ka, nasa restaurant ka na bonggalina shalabels ganyan chi ang attitude nyey? Talk-arut ka pa, “shutabels naman e kemerut barurut, ineeme lang e kemerut lang e” Ay?! Mom! Icy Mendoza talaga akekak sayey. Splukeret me sa akik. Ay shuta to ah?! Ate chona? Sayey chi itis? The Call by the Backstreet Boys doon chi Together Again by Janet Jackson. GETS NYEY?!
People never change, science tells us that our genetic imprint predetermine your faith, your character, your choices. pinanganak kang bobo, lalaki kang bobo, mamamatay kang bobo.
Hi Eli, maraming salamat sa'yo. Tears of Joy ito. Masaya ako na kilala kita. Sana di ka magbago as a friend ko. Thank you sa support mo and God bless you sa'yo. Tears of Joy ito. Salamat sa inyong. Lalo na sa'yo. Yun lang. Mahal na mahal kita as a friend. Hindi ako magbabago talaga. Diba? Tahimik lang ako na hindi ako nagsasabi na sikat ka. Yun lang. Gusto ko lang magpasaya ng tao pero hindi natin mapi-please lahat diba? Salamat sa inyong. God bless na lang. Bye bye.
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nung dinner, ano nangyari? may inaabot ka kay papi.. PUT- NALAGLAG YUNG BISKWIT! tama? tayo ay nasa fine dining restaurant, diba? so yung pagkaskwater natin iwan natin sa bahay. pag nalaglag andun sina miss vina sila doc yappy.. imbis na "ay sorry sorry" ano naging reaction mo? PUT- NETO NAGBIBIGAY LANG GANYAN PA E! kinang-naman.. nasa restaurant ka naman na sosyal. kelan moko narinig na PU- NAMAN E nag gaganyan ako sa bisita? never. ang tawag dun pakikisama. hindi ka naman magiging peke eh pero puta umadjust ka naman sa sitwasyon. TANG- NAMAN EH NAGBIBIGAY BIGAY LANG AKO EH *lumaki mata* napaganun ako sayo oh AY PUTANG NI MIKAY OH! ay gago.. nakaganun ako oh. nakatingin ako sayo ng ganyan. tas sasabihin mo ay sorri sorri sorri po nung gumilid kayo tsaka.. tsaka ako kumalma. tinignan ako ni vince eh.
Shoutout kay ate na nakita ko umupo mag-isa, cheer up! I know life is hard but atleast nakakakain ka on time. Everything will be alright po ate! I hope you never give up on life
saw this girl at the lrc alone. I wanted to ask her "are you okay?" Because she looks tired and sleepy, halatang may malaking problema siya, kaya hinayaan ko nalang, I honestly feel bad for ate kase baka may pinagdadaanan siya or baka she feel like nobody is there for her. I wanted to ask her if I could sit beside her so she'd feel better, but I was super shy. I wanted to know her name, but she was very busy, so I didn't get her name. I hope she knows her worth and knows she deserves better.
oa
luh oa
super oa
napaka oa
sobrang oa
beh ang oa
sis oa kana
omg oa mo ha
bano ang oa mo
bakla ang oa mo
bakla ang oa mo haha
wag ka nga ang oa mo
enangyan ang oa mo po
enangyan super oa mo baks
bakla ang oa mo naman sobra